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Privacy Policy

I care about privacy. I believe in transparency and I’m committed to being upfront about this sites privacy practices, including how I treat your personal information I know you care about your privacy too, so hopefully you will find this Privacy Policy to be concise, transparent, intelligible and easily accessible.


I’m a busy parent to 3 lovely daughters, husband to an amazing wife and I also work full time, I simply don’t have the time or energy to do anything nefarious with your data. It’s not that I’m not evil – I’m as corruptible as anyone – I’m just too tired to think up a malevolent plot to steal your identity.

This site will collect and store the info I need to provide you with the best website experience i can.


Yes I use cookies because that’s kinda how the Internet works. If you don’t want my delicious home-baked chocolate chip scripts, don’t come crying to me when nothing does what it’s supposed to.

These are the cookies that I use on this website:

Click here to change your cookie settings

You can change your cookie preferences any time by clicking the above button. This will let you revisit the cookie consent banner and change your preferences or withdraw your consent right away.

In addition to this, different browsers provide different methods to block and delete cookies used by websites. You can change the settings of your browser to block/delete the cookies. Listed below are the links to the support documents on how to manage and delete cookies from the major web browsers.




Internet Explorer:

If you are using any other web browser, please visit your browser’s official support documents.

Data storage

Here on this website! If you use the contact form I will store your name, email address and the message you sent. I obviously go to the maximum effort to keep this data secure and only two people have access to it. Only one of them ever actually looks at it and that’s to solve any technical problems you might have.

Your right to be deleted

If you want to go undercover, just fill in a request using this contact form and I’ll delete all the info I have on you from our systems while having a passive aggressive huff about what I could have possibly done wrong.

This does not include PayPal. If you want to delete your PayPal accounts you have to do that yourself via PayPal. I cannot delete your purchase history because the taxman will be terribly upset.

Social Media

I use social media a lot, partly to promote my blog but mostly as a vehicle for my creative technical opinions. If you talk to me on one platform and we become friends, I might find you on Twitter and say hello. You can ask me to be less friendly if you wish and I will of course respect your boundaries.

You are not required to follow my social media accounts. If you would like to though you can find links on the right of this page.

Privacy Policy Disclaimer

With thanks to Writers’ HQ, our supreme writing commanders, glorious leaders and excellent but tiny overlords, who have verily granted me permission to use their splendid Privacy Policy.

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